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Eat a Cheeto. look ma no crumbs!

hi.

Created on 2003-09-22 14:18:55 (#1342295), last updated 2008-04-26

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Name:Cheetos
Birthdate:03-30
Location:citrus hills, Florida, United States

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orange_cheetos@yahoo.com
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my name is rachel. my friends and associates tend to call me cheetos.

why? well when i first got the internet this joke was going around
"a man was having some problems so he went to the doctor. upon explaining the fact that his penis was bright orange, the doctor decided to run some tests. but everything came up clean. 'well,' said the doctor'you dont have any diseases and your blood tests are coming up flawlessly. perhaps there have been some changes in your diet or daily activities?' 'not that i can think of, doc' the man replied. 'except i recently got the internet hooked up at my house and i like to keep a bowl of cheetos next to the computer while i search the net.'"

well since most of what i found was porn, and not on purpose (yet) a friend told me that i was like the guy in the joke. after a few minutes of 'no im not' 'yes you are' (this was in middle school) i told her that if i were any part of the joke i would be the cheetos. yes i was there, but not by choice.




love always,
your toga wearing, christmas parade throwing, godzilla of a cheeto.

p.s. eat me.
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